Translation for you Amadeus

[misagh]

Quote:
Just woundering when the new patch will be out cause since they patch today in vangaurd i keep geting the message that i have to wait for the new patch.... Will it says have to wait for new patch cause my isxvg is not for the new patch of vanguard that was patch today just woundering

Astonishing! Somehow you managed to write over 30 words without a single sentence while using the word 'patch' 5 times! (Of course, the fifth time doesn't count becuase you used the wrong case.)

If you're a non-English speaker (natively) then take it as a tease (I certainly couldn't do very much better in German.) However, if you grew up with English, then shame on you for butchering our language in such a fashion.

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Edit: Please notice how I tend to ignore the content of postings when I'm saddened with the way it was presented? The English language is sacred to me. If you want my attention, write clearly and articulately in a way that you would write to someone that you respected. If you're a non-English speaker, please preface your postings with that fact so that I will not judge you as such.

Allow me to translate, Amadeus.

I am writing you, Amadeus, to satiate my curiosity pertaining to a matter dear to my heart – that of the ISXVG platform and the update schedule. You see, although I’m sure you’re aware by now (perhaps due to the fact that if you do indeed update the code every patch then by now you more than likely have a well established system of getting informed of updates) there was a patch today for Vanguard.

I tried, my dear Amadeus, to use my beloved bot-of-choice today; to be greeted only by a wretched message telling me that I must wait for a patch of some sort – nay it says I must wait specifically for an ISXVG patch!

Again, I come here Amadeus in a state of confusion and disbelief, please my dear friend take a moment and shed some light upon this day!

Patch [sic].

 

[atrhick1]

And the point of this Thread is what exactly?

 

[Dorf]

Sheer comedic value I'd imagine.

 

[Xeon]

Sheer comedic value I'd imagine.

sheer
1. transparently thin; diaphanous, as some fabrics: sheer stockings.
2. unmixed with anything else: We drilled a hundred feet through sheer rock.
3. unqualified; utter: sheer nonsense.

I vote for #3

 

[Cr4zyb4rd]

Agreed. This has no qualifications.
(I thought it was pretty darn funny though.)

 

[kaxon]

misagh:

...then by now you more than likely have a well established system of getting informed of updates

– nay it says I must wait specifically for an ISXVG patch!

hahahahahahaaaaa